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BRANDON's BIRTHDAY BASH

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  • Have you ever watched Family Guy?? It was one of Bran's very favorite shows, along with the Simpson's!! He quoted them both daily.
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  • Yep, it's all about people talking!!! This shirt is hilarious!! Don't u wanna say this to everyone when THEY don't shut up?? Brandon did!!! I don't know why. He talked constantly. He never shut up. Maybe that's why?? LOL hahahahahahaha!! 100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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  • Whenever he asked a question or just started talking to you, then you answered with more than one word, THIS IS WHAT HE SAID BACK!! LOL No shit. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME!! I wanted to choke him cuz he got me every. single. fucking. time!!! hahahahahahaha 100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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  • I've been told from a few of Brandon's friends, his brother, his nephew & his dad that this what he always said when he saw you. I'm hoping it was only when he say the guys!!! LOL I hate the thought of saying it to the girls as well, even tho I cuss a lot!!! 100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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  • Allergy Free - Handmade Lip Balms in our Best Selling Flavors. Peanut, Treenut, Dairy, Gluten and Paraben Free! Materials: Cocoa Butter, Olive Oil, Beeswax, Castor Seed Oil, Soybean Oil, Carnauba Wax, Candelilla Wax, Flavor Our lip balm doesn't just taste like the scent you pick, our flavor oil makes our lip balm smell like it as well for the ultimate experience when you lift off the cap. ❤ Made Fresh When Your Order is Placed and Will Ship Within 5-7 Business Days. ❤
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  • Have you ever watched Family Guy?? It was one of Bran's very favorite shows, along with the Simpson's!! He quoted them both daily.
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  • Yep, it's all about people talking!!! This shirt is hilarious!! Don't u wanna say this to everyone when THEY don't shut up?? Brandon did!!! I don't know why. He talked constantly. He never shut up. Maybe that's why?? LOL hahahahahahaha!! 100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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  • Whenever he asked a question or just started talking to you, then you answered with more than one word, THIS IS WHAT HE SAID BACK!! LOL No shit. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME!! I wanted to choke him cuz he got me every. single. fucking. time!!! hahahahahahaha 100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING -
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  • I've been told from a few of Brandon's friends, his brother, his nephew & his dad that this what he always said when he saw you. I'm hoping it was only when he say the guys!!! LOL I hate the thought of saying it to the girls as well, even tho I cuss a lot!!! 100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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Our Famous Tote Bags

Now we can print YOUR design on OUR bags!!

  • Funny 'I DON'T SPEAK DIPSH*T - Beth Dutton
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  • CUSTOM TOTE BAGS just for YOU!!! Our TOTE BAGS are our BEST SELLERS, and we want to make them YOUR BEST SELLERS!! This is where you get to ask us about making tote bags FOR YOU/YOUR COMPANY with YOUR DESIGN. Made in United States of America 100% cotton canvas 15
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  • One bag that you'll be carrying around all the time!! Your everyday bag, grocery shopping, farmers market, library bag, book bag & yes, your bag for holding your liquor!!! LOL My favorite is to use these as a gift bag... giving a gift inside a gift. Like liquor!!! :) Cotton tote bag with light brown faux leather handle. 15
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  • Funny cotton tote bag
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  • Yellowstone | Dutton Ranch cotton canvas tote bag
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This is my son Brandon....

He passed away April 7th, 2017 from a heroin overdose. He was one of the thousands of people affected by this opioid crisis. I started this biz to try to heal & feel better. You see, my son was fu*king hilarious!! So I do this to HONOUR Brandon. We also started a charity to help those with addictions & homelessness. 15% of our SALES go the foundation. It's called

BRANDON's FOUNDATION

Woman Owned | Not on Amazon | Made in the USA

ARE WE FOR YOU??

If you're someone that has a hilarious sense of humor & cusses a lot, or you know people that do, then you've come to the right place!! Cuz that's how we roll!! We wanna make u laff your ass off by sharing a bit of sarcasm, some crazy-shit & a bunch of innappropriate-ness!!

See why our customers LOVE us :)

Omg. I absolutely love the shirt and she is going to love it more. Thank you so much again!!!!

Omg you are amazing. So funny that my daughter posted a similar shirt on Facebook yesterday! I didnt tell her about it!:-)

She loved it... and put it on immediately!!

Liz

BERNIE EARRINGS...These are so cute, everyone needs a pair !!!! They are too funny!!!! I love mine LOL

Laurie

Can I say a bigggg thank you for the hand written note and extra pop socket! It’s taken me a while to write but I understand life emergencies. But thank you for being so generous and the hand written note!!!

Jamie

SUCH A GREAT TOTE!
Not only is it funny it's really nice quality!

Annie

Finally wearing this absolutely fabulous tshirt!!
All of my friends are loving this shirt.

Jennifer

We love this store! great items, pricing and shipping!!!

Heather

Cute stuff, great Mission ❤️ Let’s all help make this world a better place.

Julia

Finally wearing this absolutely fabulous tshirt!!
All of my friends are loving this shirt.

Laurie

Fantastic service! My items were lost in transit, Wendy went above and beyond to find my items to replace if needed. In the end, they ended up showing up! Very, very happy!

Kristen

Let customers speak for us

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2020 Middle finger ornaments

I LOVE these and was thrilled to be able to gift 12 of these at a gift exchange! They were a hit! I only wish I had ordered one for myself!! LOL

Tammy Rojas
2020 Middle Finger Handmade Wood Christmas Ornament
2020 Middle Finger Handmade Wood Christmas Ornament
MUST-HAVE t-shirt for 2020!

The perfect logo for 2020 on a t-shirt? And licensed by the actual original logo designer, not a knock off? Win-win! Great quality, fast shipping and top-notch customer service...highly recommended! I'll be LIVING in this T as I work from home...

sandrichka
Original design black/white 2020 Middle Finger T-shirt | Handmade in USA
Original design black/white 2020 Middle Finger T-shirt | Handmade in USA

Love it!

Wendy Alexandre
"May Your Coffee Be Stronger Than Your Daughter's Attitude" T-shirt
"May Your Coffee Be Stronger Than Your Daughter's Attitude" T-shirt
Love it

Nice quality shirt, easy to order, good customer service. Will be ordering more!

Steve H
the EXCLUSIVE & Original design of the 2020 Middle Finger T-shirt
the EXCLUSIVE & Original design of the 2020 Middle Finger T-shirt
I LOVE THESE MUGS!

These mugs are just as described - large, heavy duty ceramic, with a fun retro design! So much nicer than your everyday coffee cup and more than worth the price (I'm glad I ordered two)! And I was pleasantly surprised at how quickly I received them. With other companies, made to order stuff takes forever to get! Thanks WEARYOURCRAZY!

Susan Seals Lindsey
'Happy Camper' Retro Camping Mug
'Happy Camper' Retro Camping Mug
Mask

AMAZING!!!! I LOOOOVE THEM

Evelin
2020 Face Mask Black Handmade in USA
2020 Face Mask Black Handmade in USA
Face masks

I could LIVE in this mask. Super soft and breathable. I live in southern US and it is HOT! I needed something light and it I got that and more! We bought enough for the whole family and everyone loves them!

Andi
Face Mask Black Handmade in USA
Face Mask Black Handmade in USA

'POOP there it is' baby bodysuit :)

John
Wear your crazy
LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!

I love everything about this tote. The quality is amazing and it makes people smile when I carry it out and about. It's now my around town go to bag.

Julia
"Healthy Crap, Just Kidding, It's Alcohol" Cotton Tote Bag w/ Faux Leather Handles
"Healthy Crap, Just Kidding, It's Alcohol" Cotton Tote Bag w/ Faux Leather Handles

Great products!!! Excellent customer service!!!

Gramma
"Wanna get Lucky" St. Patrick's Day Unisez T-shirt
"Wanna get Lucky" St. Patrick's Day Unisez T-shirt
Love the product!!

Quick shipping, great customer service!!!

Jamie Cutshaver
'Faith over Fear' Inspirational Pop-socket phone holder
'Faith over Fear' Inspirational Pop-socket phone holder

Love this bracelet! It was shipped fast a darling packaging. Would order again.

Debbie
Multi-color Lava Bead Bracelet & 1 bottle lavendar essential oil FREE
Multi-color Lava Bead Bracelet & 1 bottle lavendar essential oil FREE

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