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BRANDON's BIRTHDAY BASH

  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "What's Up F**ker??" t-shirt FUNDRAISER women|men
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "Mom, mom, ma, mommy..." t-shirt FUNDRAISER FUNNY women | men white, black
    Have you ever watched Family Guy??  It was one of Bran's very favorite shows, along with the Simpson's!! He quoted them both daily.
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "Are you STILL TALKING??" t-shirt FUNDRAISER FUNNY women | men white, black
    Yep, it's all about people talking!!! This shirt is hilarious!! Don't u wanna say this to everyone when THEY don't shut up?? Brandon did!!! I don't know why. He talked constantly. He never shut up.  Maybe that's why?? LOL  hahahahahahaha!!  100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "I didn't want to start a conversation" t-shirt FUNDRAISER FUNNY women | men white, black
    Whenever he asked a question or just started talking to you, then you answered with more than one word,  THIS IS WHAT HE SAID BACK!!  LOL  No shit. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME!! I wanted to choke him cuz he got me every. single. fucking. time!!! hahahahahahaha  100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "boobs"??" t-shirt FUNDRAISER women | men white, black
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "What's Up Fucker??" t-shirt FUNDRAISER women|men
    I've been told from a few of Brandon's friends, his brother, his nephew & his dad that this what he always said when he saw you. I'm hoping it was only when he say the guys!!! LOL I hate the thought of saying it to the girls as well, even tho I cuss a lot!!!   100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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  • DELISH 'LIQUOR FLAVOURED' CHAP STICK Lip balm Handmade in USA
    Allergy Free - Handmade Lip Balms in our Best Selling Flavors.  Peanut, Treenut, Dairy, Gluten and Paraben Free!  Materials: Cocoa Butter, Olive Oil, Beeswax, Castor Seed Oil, Soybean Oil, Carnauba Wax, Candelilla Wax, Flavor Our lip balm doesn't just taste like the scent you pick, our flavor oil makes our lip balm smell like it as well for the ultimate experience when you lift off the cap.  Made Fresh When Your Order is Placed and Will Ship Within 5-7 Business Days.
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "Mom, mom, ma, mommy..." t-shirt FUNDRAISER FUNNY women | men white, black
    Have you ever watched Family Guy??  It was one of Bran's very favorite shows, along with the Simpson's!! He quoted them both daily.
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "Are you STILL TALKING??" t-shirt FUNDRAISER FUNNY women | men white, black
    Yep, it's all about people talking!!! This shirt is hilarious!! Don't u wanna say this to everyone when THEY don't shut up?? Brandon did!!! I don't know why. He talked constantly. He never shut up.  Maybe that's why?? LOL  hahahahahahaha!!  100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "I didn't want to start a conversation" t-shirt FUNDRAISER FUNNY women | men white, black
    Whenever he asked a question or just started talking to you, then you answered with more than one word,  THIS IS WHAT HE SAID BACK!!  LOL  No shit. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME!! I wanted to choke him cuz he got me every. single. fucking. time!!! hahahahahahaha  100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "boobs"??" t-shirt FUNDRAISER women | men white, black
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "What's Up Fucker??" t-shirt FUNDRAISER women|men
    I've been told from a few of Brandon's friends, his brother, his nephew & his dad that this what he always said when he saw you. I'm hoping it was only when he say the guys!!! LOL I hate the thought of saying it to the girls as well, even tho I cuss a lot!!!   100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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  • Funny "Here we F***ing go again, I mean Good Morning" Coffee Lover Mug
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  • Funny "Here we Fucking go again, I mean Good Morning" Coffee Lover Mug
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  • Funny "May Contain ALCOHOL" Coffee Lover Mug
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Our Famous Tote Bags

Now we can print YOUR design on OUR bags!!

  • Funny 'I DON'T SPEAK DIPSH*T - Beth Dutton" cotton canvas tote bag
    Funny 'I DON'T SPEAK DIPSH*T - Beth Dutton
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  • HANDMADE TOTE BAGS MADE JUST FOR YOU - Your design, We Print cotton canvas
    CUSTOM TOTE BAGS just for YOU!!! Our TOTE BAGS are our BEST SELLERS, and we want to make them YOUR BEST SELLERS!! This is where you get to ask us about making tote bags FOR YOU/YOUR COMPANY with YOUR DESIGN.  Made in United States of America 100% cotton canvas 15
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  • Sarcastic "Welcome to the Shitshow, hope you brought Alcohol" tote bag
    One bag that you'll be carrying around all the time!! Your everyday bag, grocery shopping, farmers market, library bag, book bag & yes, your bag for holding your liquor!!! LOL My favorite is to use these as a gift bag... giving a gift inside a gift. Like liquor!!! :)  Cotton tote bag with light brown faux leather handle. 15
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  • "Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco" Funny Cotton Tote Bag
    Funny cotton tote bag
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  • Yellowstone | Dutton Ranch cotton canvas tote bag
    Yellowstone | Dutton Ranch cotton canvas tote bag
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  • FUNNY..."Well, Aren't you a little Ray of Pitch Black" Tote Bag cotton canvas
    FUNNY...
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This is my son Brandon....

BRANDON's FOUNDATION

Woman Owned | Not on Amazon | Made in the USA

ARE WE FOR YOU??

If you're someone that has a hilarious sense of humor & cusses a lot, or you know people that do, then you've come to the right place!! Cuz that's how we roll!! We wanna make u laff your ass off by sharing a bit of sarcasm, some crazy-shit & a bunch of innappropriate-ness!!

See why our customers LOVE us :)

Omg. I absolutely love the shirt and she is going to love it more. Thank you so much again!!!!

Omg you are amazing. So funny that my daughter posted a similar shirt on Facebook yesterday! I didnt tell her about it!:-)

She loved it... and put it on immediately!!

Liz

BERNIE EARRINGS...These are so cute, everyone needs a pair !!!! They are too funny!!!! I love mine LOL

Laurie

Can I say a bigggg thank you for the hand written note and extra pop socket! Its taken me a while to write but I understand life emergencies. But thank you for being so generous and the hand written note!!!

Jamie

SUCH A GREAT TOTE!
Not only is it funny it's really nice quality!

Annie

Finally wearing this absolutely fabulous tshirt!!
All of my friends are loving this shirt.

Jennifer

We love this store! great items, pricing and shipping!!!

Heather

Cute stuff, great Mission  Let’s all help make this world a better place.

Julia

Finally wearing this absolutely fabulous tshirt!!
All of my friends are loving this shirt.

Laurie

Fantastic service! My items were lost in transit, Wendy went above and beyond to find my items to replace if needed. In the end, they ended up showing up! Very, very happy!

Kristen