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New Sh*t Just In

  • Halloween HOCUS POCS Sanderson Sisters coffee/tea mug
    Halloween HOCUS POCS Sanderson Sisters coffee/tea mug
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  • HALLOWEEN HOCUS POCS SANDERSON SISTERS TOTE BAG
    HALLOWEEN HOCUS POCS SANDERSON SISTERS TOTE BAG
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  • Halloween "Add Scream & Sugar" coffee/tea mug
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  • Funny Nightmare Before Coffee | Nightmare Before Christmas, Halloween t-shirt tee Unisex
    Did you know that Americans drink about 400 million cups of coffee per year?  This tee is for all the coffee drinkers who love their brew and know you can't talk to them before they've had it!!! LOL  And aren't afraid to admit it. The perfect gift for yourself & all the addicts you know.   ;)  Great gift for dads, moms, siblings, and even co-workers.  Unisex TTS Bella Canvas (if available)
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  • HILARIOUS "It's fine, I'm fine, Everything's FINE" CAT t-shirt unisex tee
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  • fUNNY "You're my favorite Bi*tch to B*itch about...."t-shirt for her UNISEX WHITE
    Oh my God...do you know any bitchy women?? (hahahaha) Exactly!! But this shirt is for ALL OF THEM to get together to talk about whoever isn't there!! Right?? We all know that's what they do. So this is a favulous BIRTHDAY, CHRISTMAS Oor JUST BECAUSE gift to get them. Then they've got everything!!  100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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  • Funny "BITCHES LOVE TACOS, IT'S ME I'M BITCHES" white t-shirt Unisex
    You think you love tacos??? You've never seen the crazy people I know that REALLY LOVE TACOS!!!!! Like super-crazy taco lovers!! LOL It says....
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  • Funny "SHARK-COOCHIE" board 'Charcuterie board' cheese & meat board Laser engraved
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  • FUNNY HANDMADE wood sign "CUSS WORDS are SENTENCE ENHANCERS"
    A beautiful HANDMADE, HAND-CUT wood sign made just for YOU when you order. This will fit anywhere in your home, but maybe by the front door is best LOL.
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  • FUNNY HANDMADE 3-D wood sign "WELCOME-ish...depends on who u are"
    FUNNY HANDMADE 3-D wood sign
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BRANDON's BIRTHDAY BASH

  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "What's Up F**ker??" t-shirt FUNDRAISER women|men
    BRANDON'S FAV SAYING -
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "Mom, mom, ma, mommy..." t-shirt FUNDRAISER FUNNY women | men white, black
    Have you ever watched Family Guy??  It was one of Bran's very favorite shows, along with the Simpson's!! He quoted them both daily.
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "Are you STILL TALKING??" t-shirt FUNDRAISER FUNNY women | men white, black
    Yep, it's all about people talking!!! This shirt is hilarious!! Don't u wanna say this to everyone when THEY don't shut up?? Brandon did!!! I don't know why. He talked constantly. He never shut up.  Maybe that's why?? LOL  hahahahahahaha!!  100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "I didn't want to start a conversation" t-shirt FUNDRAISER FUNNY women | men white, black
    Whenever he asked a question or just started talking to you, then you answered with more than one word,  THIS IS WHAT HE SAID BACK!!  LOL  No shit. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME!! I wanted to choke him cuz he got me every. single. fucking. time!!! hahahahahahaha  100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "boobs"??" t-shirt FUNDRAISER women | men white, black
    BRANDON'S FAV SAYING -
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  • BRANDON'S FAV SAYING - "What's Up Fucker??" t-shirt FUNDRAISER women|men
    I've been told from a few of Brandon's friends, his brother, his nephew & his dad that this what he always said when he saw you. I'm hoping it was only when he say the guys!!! LOL I hate the thought of saying it to the girls as well, even tho I cuss a lot!!!   100% Pre-shrunk ring spun cotton TTS machine wash
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Our Famous Tote Bags

Now we can print YOUR design on OUR bags!!

  • HALLOWEEN HOCUS POCS SANDERSON SISTERS TOTE BAG
    HALLOWEEN HOCUS POCS SANDERSON SISTERS TOTE BAG
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  • Funny 'I DON'T SPEAK DIPSH*T - Beth Dutton" cotton canvas tote bag
    Funny 'I DON'T SPEAK DIPSH*T - Beth Dutton
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  • HANDMADE TOTE BAGS MADE JUST FOR YOU - Your design, We Print cotton canvas
    CUSTOM TOTE BAGS just for YOU!!! Our TOTE BAGS are our BEST SELLERS, and we want to make them YOUR BEST SELLERS!! This is where you get to ask us about making tote bags FOR YOU/YOUR COMPANY with YOUR DESIGN.  Made in United States of America 100% cotton canvas 15
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  • Sarcastic "Welcome to the Shitshow, hope you brought Alcohol" tote bag
    One bag that you'll be carrying around all the time!! Your everyday bag, grocery shopping, farmers market, library bag, book bag & yes, your bag for holding your liquor!!! LOL My favorite is to use these as a gift bag... giving a gift inside a gift. Like liquor!!! :)  Cotton tote bag with light brown faux leather handle. 15
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  • "Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco" Funny Cotton Tote Bag
    Funny cotton tote bag
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  • Yellowstone | Dutton Ranch cotton canvas tote bag
    Yellowstone | Dutton Ranch cotton canvas tote bag
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This is my son Brandon....

BRANDON's FOUNDATION

Woman Owned | Not on Amazon | Made in the USA

ARE WE FOR YOU??

If you're someone that has a hilarious sense of humor & cusses a lot, or you know people that do, then you've come to the right place!! Cuz that's how we roll!! We wanna make u laff your ass off by sharing a bit of sarcasm, some crazy-shit & a bunch of innappropriate-ness!!

See why our customers LOVE us :)

Omg. I absolutely love the shirt and she is going to love it more. Thank you so much again!!!!

Omg you are amazing. So funny that my daughter posted a similar shirt on Facebook yesterday! I didnt tell her about it!:-)

She loved it... and put it on immediately!!

Liz

Amazing

The feel and smell of these flavored balms is amazing. I'm constantly licking my and rubbing my together. The smell is absolutely .

Kathy

Can I say a bigggg thank you for the hand written note and extra pop socket! Its taken me a while to write but I understand life emergencies. But thank you for being so generous and the hand written note!!!

Jamie

SUCH A GREAT TOTE!
Not only is it funny it's really nice quality!

Annie

Finally wearing this absolutely fabulous tshirt!!
All of my friends are loving this shirt.

Jennifer

We love this store! great items, pricing and shipping!!!

Heather

Just the packaging will make your day!
Got my shirt today! Just the packaging alone made my day... So fun and so much attention to detail! Probably the most fun order package I have ever gotten! Thanks Wendy for making my day! -- My shirt looks to be good quality and I'm excited to wear it!

Candace

Finally wearing this absolutely fabulous tshirt!!
All of my friends are loving this shirt.

Laurie

Fantastic service! My items were lost in transit, Wendy went above and beyond to find my items to replace if needed. In the end, they ended up showing up! Very, very happy!

Kristen