Handmade products just for you in the USA

This collection is ONLY made up of home-made items from local artisans. Everything here is made-to-order. Our items are picked very carefully with you & your crazy self in mind. We only pick the best funny, sarcastic, and smart-assy products for our customers!! 

When you order from this collection, the shipping time will vary from 7-14 days depending on what and how many items you purchase. These items are not in someone's inventory, they are made when you order them. We do make sure they are shipped as quick as possible. We work closely with our creators to get them to you as fast as possible. We'll make sure you get an email when we ship it.


There are no refunds or exchanges on any of these items unless you receive an item is broken, or something isn't spelled correctly. Please give us a heads up by email, and we'll take care of it as soon as we can.  These products are made specifically for you. :)